spicy-vagina-tacos:

metrobussy:

releasings:

new haircut :)

see this selfie? none of us will have a selfie like this selfie. none of us are this man. none of us will ever post anything that gets as many notes as this selfie. oh, you have a hundred note selfie? cool. oh, you have a thousand note selfie? nice. but this guy? this guy’s got 44k notes on his selfie because he got a new fucking haircut. he’s been on every kind of blog. pale grunge, soft ghetto, comedy, fandom, all of them. none of us will ever have a selfie quite like this. we’re pathetic. we’re nothing, we graduate and get 50 notes on our selfies, he gets a new haircut, and he gets 44 thousand. who are we? nobody, that’s who.

yo im happy for u and imma let u finish but


yo girl spicy-vagina-tacos right here dropped the best selfie of all time
In the delivery room

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

(via octopussweater)


5 hours ago // 30,242 notes
Maybe Harry Potter’s real and you’re not. John Green (via nel-tune)

(Source: pansyserum, via secretlifeofageekygirl)


5 hours ago // 111,909 notes
wnderlst:

Total Lunar Eclipse (April 15, 2014) | Matthew Crowley

I take more selfies in GTA V than I do in real life


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elevenstime:

“Sin is a thing that writes itself across a man's face. It cannot be concealed.” - Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray